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surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.
by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016
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National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021
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National tall person day

May 19th is national tall person day, thank a tall person for being tall
Hey it’s national tall person day! Get him!
by Jollytherancher May 19, 2022
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National Send Lewds Day

April 18th is the day you send lewds to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send lewds to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send lewds Day!

*sends lewds to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send lewds Day to you too!

*sends lewds to Person 1*
by JustDandy90 April 19, 2021
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National Send Nudes Day

May 2nd is a day where you have to send nudes to the person who asked you to
Its National Send Nudes Day you have to now send nudes!
by bxnnnnnir May 2, 2023
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Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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National Homie anal day

On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.
Jamie: Yo bro it’s National homie anal day

Dylan: Aight, pants down
by Homielover6000 October 12, 2022
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