Muffin

A different word for nerd.

"Look at these muffins"

by Modern Shakespeare! May 14, 2020

Muffin

A delicious snack for a booty doggylicious

Wow muffin is fit

by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020

muffin

an ugly cupcake.

"what is that?"
"a muffin."
"a.. what?"
"its an ugly cupcake."

by alexxxxxxxx :) February 19, 2009

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017

coochie muffin

a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch

yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl

by laurynlolol September 12, 2019

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019