painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018

Hands In The Pants Day

You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.

Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.

by AllahIsLord October 31, 2021

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

worm in his pants

A way to describe a mans small penis

"Oh did u hear that jerry has a worm in his pants."

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020

Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021

meanie peanie pants

someone who’s a bit cheeky, ginger and australian

person 1 - you are a meanie peanie pants
person 2 - wowww okay

by yammypoos September 7, 2023