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Cardi b’s music

Anne: Hey have you heard cardi b’s music that just came out?

Frank:hell nah that shit is garbage
by TheMidgetSeeker June 6, 2021
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Jules Marie Music

The instagram name of the amazing Jules Marie who is a multi-genre vocalist and songwriter. She writes songs that will make you want to both cry and drive around with the windows down on a summer day.
by kemperonfire January 11, 2023
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Pseudo-music siren

When you are listening to music in your car and you think you hear a siren, but it was actually just the music.
"Last night I heard a Pseudo-music siren, I always think its an actual siren!"
by 12345girl12345 November 17, 2012
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Baby G.O.A.T. Music

Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make music, he lost in a battle against K0SMO and Niblo.
Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make good music at all
by Gangman12312 December 28, 2021
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