When the pain hits and you gotta shit and there is no holding back it it comes out like a upside down open soup can that has been popped by a church key.
Giants Fan: Damn dude you are sweating after the bathroom.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.
by Mr. SOD December 30, 2023
ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.
recipe:
slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well
put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.
recipe:
slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well
put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.
by RupertCambridge February 06, 2023
by Molly57779 July 16, 2021
Substitution of dinner, when you don't come home when you are supposed to, go to the bar instead and come home drunk expecting to be fed by your wife, girlfriend mother or significant other. Usually consists of significant other yelling and screaming and possibly throwing objects. May also be some low muttering under wifes breath.
I went out to watch the game last night with the boys and when I got home all I had for dinner was big bowl of Grumble Soup.
by texashabsfan June 15, 2009
by Toadacid July 18, 2022
When you talk to your crush and you turn into a puddle except it's more poetic and you're edible this way.
"I was talking to Max the other day and just turned into a puddle of oddity soup. He just so amazing!!"
by alcoholic-anxiety August 07, 2017
"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."
by YungIcka3545 April 17, 2020