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Dutch Nod

When you are out in public spaces, (most often your local farmer's market and/or auction, diner, luncheonette, or fire company social quarters) somewhere in south central Pennsylvania, and you notice you are being watched by an old man who does nothing more than give you a barely perceptible nod (perhaps squinting a bit as well), letting you know you are "O.K." and accepted.
"hey man you sure we are gonna be ok walking into this place? It looks rough."
"Yeah man, that old dude gave me the Dutch Nod walking in"
"Really??? That guy gave me the finger!!"
"Well then.... you're fucked"
by war-n March 14, 2019
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dutch pizza

The act of passing flatulance in ones face during simultanoues falatio or cunniligus.
Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.
by Jtac88 October 8, 2017
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dutch swan

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).
Mustang and Sally try dutch swan because why not!?
by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017
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Dutch pint

Half a pint of beer and half a pint of head.
I almost because fought the bartender because the cheap bastard poured me a Dutch pint.
by HowieJ February 17, 2024
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Dutch Bucket

An upturned rocker cover particularly of the WL20 engine, being utilised to hold crap.
by Indall March 22, 2025
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Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.
I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”
by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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