ethan hensley

The best, lit, can draw and siege god

boi look at him ethan hensley the best

by YaBoiXD69 May 3, 2018

Ethan

d1 instigator

gabe: jt u little
ethan: see me personally i would never level to that amount of disrespect

jt: shut up

by ther March 12, 2023

Ethan

A fucking legend with a huge dick and has a sexy wife

Did you see that Ethan at the park?

by Sayerteatme December 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a very smart and nice guy. He also usually has a 10 in. long pp.

Girl: Oh my god, that Ethan guy is great!
Other girl: I heard he has a long pp!

by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020

Ethan

the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor

“that guy is so funny! what’s his name?”
“Ethan obviously”
“Ohhh that makes sense”

by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022

ethan liao

ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️

girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.

me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…

**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

ethan & raegin

the definition of a perfect couple. they always make each other smile, always on the phone as well. they are super sweet and never fail to make other people happy. they never really tell anyone that they're dating yet everyone knows.

harlee: why are they together?

jade: you haven't heard?
harlee: no?

jade: they're dating.
harlee: ohhhh makes sense.

jade: they are ethan & raegin

by raegin/oliver February 20, 2022