Perfection In Human Form

Emma Watson

The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.

by Emmawatsonspussy August 21, 2024

human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.

alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂

by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023

Human oreo

When having intercourse with a African American woman, you ejaculate between her butt cheeks, you then proceed to smush her cheeks together, thus creating the Oreo

I can’t wait to see Jamal later. He’s gonna turn me into a human Oreo after we fight over the EBT card

by Mrente1997 June 1, 2019

mainstream human

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.

My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

human

a living thing

I am a human.

by An Urban Dictionary User October 27, 2018

Human

(noun) A terrifying you should avoid.

"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."

"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."

by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021

human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014