You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

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Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 21, 2011

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When you lay opposite of another person sharing a blanket, usually on a couch, feet to feet (long distance signals) or head to feet (short distance signals). You begin to pass gas under the blanket, then you lift the blanket slowly and rapidly pull the blanket back down causing your smoke signal to exit the other side. It usually takes a couple tries to get your message across.

Sally had no idea what was so funny until she received my smoke signals.

by Not TEMU June 30, 2025

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High class smoke

When you put a cigar in a girls vagina light it up and let her smoke it up and then lick her vagina

Guy: Hey wanna have a high class smoke?
Girl:OMG yes i would ove to do that

by Mankman November 21, 2019

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smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

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Smoked

Verb, 1. To collect money from someone for goods or services received.

2. To acquire funds from an individual or business using their credit card or bank account transfer for goods and services.

I just smoked that client's credit card for $10,000 USD.

by Smoker July 21, 2018

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