Snake

A dirty, filthy, whore who should NOT be trusted. Girls who go behind their "best friends" backs and tell lies, spread rumors, and cause drama. Stay AWAY FROM THEM.

"Tidbit and Boomerang are both snakes. They have multiple best friends that they all talk shit about and spread rumors about. Do. Not. Trust. Them."

by Laqueesha Latreese June 22, 2017

Snake

A snake is somebody who goes talking about people behind other people's backs.

Jeff: Omg she is such a snake!
Barbara: I know right!

by Omfgshutup January 11, 2017

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

snake

A type of lizard

What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!

by ohgloomy August 23, 2019

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Snake

1. Someone with the name Claire, Emma, or Maddie.

"Claire is such a snake."

by Drillby May 11, 2018

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020