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ethan barker

suck my dick” - ethan barker

“aight” - not courtney
by bthanearker November 20, 2019
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Ethan

The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…
That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023
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Ethan Morrow

A gay boy from some island no ones heard of
That guy is such an Ethan Morrow
by Blainey69 April 21, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated
by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god
Some dude: Bro, that Ethan guy can fucking shred dude
Ethan's best friend: I know man, he's a god
by Dolphincock69! March 27, 2023
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Ethan

Ethan such dick and farts all the time. Some how though he is still tan in winter. All the girls think he is so cool but once you get to know him you which you didn't. He is the biggest pick me you would EVER met. And i swear that all ethans are gay lmao. Just be careful if you know an ethan.
Oh no that ethna let out a fart again ethans are such pick mes
by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022
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Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.
Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy
by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022
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