Putting lubricant or jello into a Dutch bros child sized cup and masturbating with it. Commonly done by males occasionally done with women but putting lubricant on the outside and inserting into the vagina.
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
Get the slippery dutchmug. kinky, kinky warcrimes involving filthy, filthy, very bad things that only the most turbulently ill participate in. Even seasoned perverts and satan himself will not bat an eye toward such depravity. Think abusing the act of flatulence and fetishizing unholy acts of shitting violently, among other things that are simply too vile to put even on urbdic. The most bottomous point of the freakazoid iceburg, falling beneath even pedophilia, incest, and bestiality. Even the catholic church vomits at such atrocities. DO NOT TRY DUTCH STUFF. Attempting Dutch stuff will open a portal.
by haveyouseenhim July 17, 2025
Get the Dutch Stuffmug. Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).
by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017
Get the dutch swanmug. When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.
by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025
Get the Dutch muffin 2.0mug. The “Dutch Bungle” is a tenacious act one performs whilst participating in cunnilingus. The “Dutch Bungle” takes place as the bottom participant is face down ass up and the rear standing participant takes a damp stroopwafel and lays it betwixt the ass cheeks right above the rectum. The rear standing participant then ejaculates on the pastry, then using his penis, he stuffs it in the other individual creating a sort of cheese danish.
by AnneFranksPuss January 3, 2025
Get the Dutch Bunglemug. After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.
by Mïtphläpps June 2, 2021
Get the Dutch Treatmug.