A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?
Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
by Quickbrother August 21, 2019
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Four eyed daddy long leg with high brain power who is ready for sims into Lin’s as well as capable of being wuss when people talk about his simulation with Jolie
Look it’s David Sim what is he gonna do this time with his four eyes and 200iq
It’s a David sim I hope he had a good night with Lin
It’s a David sim I hope he had a good night with Lin
by Sim Into Lin September 8, 2019
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David and I hooked up, it was awesome.
by D$lova October 3, 2019
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The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"
"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"
"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
by Italiansushi October 4, 2019
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Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
by 420n October 9, 2019
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