Grab titti day

On the 3 of November it is grab titty day.
All the boys and girls can grab each other’s boobs. No boys or girls can complain.

Grab titti day

by BigBeefRicky69 November 2, 2019

Colodog Day

This day is for the memorial of the colodog. That sadly passed on the August 9. He will not be forgotton

Tomorrow is colodog day. We should send your prayers to the colodog

by PJ - Javii August 11, 2022

National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea

national tostito day, yum

by hailey loves you June 27, 2020

10k day

One’s 10,000 day alive. This occurs at the age of 27 and a bit.

Me: Hey Jack, when are we celebrating your 10k day?
Jack: It’s already been. I didn’t celebrate and I’m devastated.
Me: Bummer, I’d be gutted!

by Festival Jez March 6, 2019

Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

totally terrific day

A sentence that is similar to TND (total nigger death) but it’s ment for trans. Commonly used by transphobes. Also used as “TTD”
T = Total
T = Trans
D = Death

"Have a totally terrific day!"

by Kaspayer April 17, 2024