National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

National Head day

National head day falls on august 7th you and your partner have to each give each other head. Like wicked good head. Eat that dick eat that pussy

Hey babe today is National head day you know what that means 🤫

by Your moms crib August 2, 2021

No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

by Jo Dada July 7, 2020

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019

Outback Day

The day of August 22 is when you fulfill your craving for Outback Steakhouse

Today is Outback Day! Gonna go get some bomb ass wings.

by PNW Enthusiast August 22, 2021

April Day

noun. A day that feels like the day after the actual day.

Today feels like a Friday, but it's only Thursday; what an April Day!

by hilarryouz November 3, 2016

Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.

Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k

by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019