national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea

national tostito day, yum

by hailey loves you June 27, 2020

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International Tim Day

April 8th. Exactly One week after April Fool's Day is International Tim Day. On this day everyone is known as Tim. It is truly a day to celebrate. This day symbolizes all the accomplishments of every Tim in history. From dumb jokes to racism everyone MUST participate in the Timming. Many studies have been done on Timology but noone knows the true meaning behind Tim Day....... SoS

Uh oh, tomorrow is April 8th, prepare for a day of laughing, crying and shitting because its International Tim Day

by Tim Day Expert April 8, 2024

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National love day

You have to show lots of love today

Mike:Did u hear it National love day

Jake:yeah I’ma buy my girlfriend chocolate today and ice cream

by Mikados September 28, 2021

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Meat Day

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.

Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

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dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

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