National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
Get the National Nice Daymug. you see that disappointment to society over there? i bet he's lewis day
or
i got hit by a car, im having a lewis day today
or
i got hit by a car, im having a lewis day today
by PeeleGradyGay October 9, 2020
Get the Lewis Daymug. When a kid shits in a sandbox and you have to grab it out with gloves and then a kid throws a chair at you twice followed by bleeding through your pants completely and having to wait an hour and a half to go home and change and come back to work.
by notjacobsrslynotjacob April 16, 2019
Get the Dingus of a daymug. April 25th is the day you send nudes to someone you trust and feel comfortable with.
Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, cousin, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, cousin, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
by Lord of Nudes April 25, 2020
Get the National Send Nudes Daymug. by Fnfslaysfrfr May 23, 2025
Get the National Kiss Your GF Daymug. Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
by Tit day tit day October 1, 2023
Get the National Suck ulyssa titty daymug. person 1: Ayo it's Harass Origin Day
person 2: yoooooo
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person 2: yoooooo
origin: wuifvdoifshgkery8soifdkbfjhvyuefgiuhkjd
by funnynumber6969696969 October 26, 2021
Get the Harass Origin Daymug.