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Sam Day

a sexy masculine man (often zesty) who never leaves his girlfriend’s side
by natestavely May 6, 2024
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National Annoying White Friend Day

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid
by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022
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Loss Day

Loss day is the day on which we celebrate the origin of loss memes, it was first used on june 2 by a user named Tim, and it has ever since dominated the meme pages of Instagram
"Hey dude, it's June 2! Loss day! Can't wait for all the loss memes today!"
by Ian9437 June 12, 2018
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national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L
everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day
by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023
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Hate on Zonuts Day

March 22nd is the day to hate on all zonuts don’t be shy!
It’s Hate on Zonuts day!”
by Igaateyiumik March 22, 2021
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”
by bobby kills December 12, 2021
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