Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.
All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.
by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 03, 2022
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Troll Monkey

What a mother calls her child(s) when they are out of control, or misbehaving.
Come over here you little troll monkey, pick up this mess you made.
by The Momma that knows October 08, 2019
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troll victim

people acting as a victim when really they’re begging for attention
nah bro i didn’t do shit she’s just a troll victim
by curtaindoors November 26, 2023
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not a troll

said person that this series of words applies to is not the one to make a joke at that certain time and thus is very serious.
dumbass1: "dude, how do you think plastic would react to melting a steel screw?" dumbass2: "you wont get a reply, this is a troll post" the person that posted the post: "I'm not a troll!"
by @joey12345678765_on_reddit January 13, 2023
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Trash Trolling

1. Looking through your neighbors trash to see if there's anything that peaks your interest or something that is in good shape that you can use or should be donated to a charity instead of thrown in the dump.

2. Going to a bar or nightclub with the intent to meet some trashy looking character because that's the type you like or in the mood to hang out with.
1. I went trash trolling down the alley this morning and found a recliner that's in really good shape. Only a few stains to get out and spray it with fabric freshener.

2. I'm going trash trolling at the clubs tonight to find a trashy looking person to hang out with or maybe hook up.
by TimLG April 20, 2011
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troll party

Do you have a hair straightener, I'm headed to a troll party later.
by Troll partier April 11, 2017
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Throat Troll

The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.
*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*

"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019
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