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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
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why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes
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have a nice day all

Go f…. yourself to be kind!
Boss says “Can I get estimate by tomorrow?” Cc’ing everyone.

Sure, see attached

Have a nice day all
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We all have a thing

Its a group of people that all have an almost relationship with one person in the group
Caitlin and Flynn have a thing

Nic and Erin also have a thing

We all have a thing
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gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.
"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up
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