Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

by nitramyaz February 14, 2021

*sees crush and realizes its February 6th*
*starts to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact with crush*
Crush: what
*continues to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact*
You: I like you
Crush: OMG YOUR SO HOT AND SEXY I LOVE YOU AND—
*crush has orgasm*
*starts to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact with crush*
Crush: what
*continues to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact*
You: I like you
Crush: OMG YOUR SO HOT AND SEXY I LOVE YOU AND—
*crush has orgasm*
by Lovejfjdjdhrjdjdjf February 5, 2020

The darkest day in Instagram historie.
February 26th 2025 all filters on Instagram was down. Viedoes of gore, murder, torture, death and much more was all over ig reels.
The day will known as the February 26th incident.
February 26th 2025 all filters on Instagram was down. Viedoes of gore, murder, torture, death and much more was all over ig reels.
The day will known as the February 26th incident.
Guy1: yo guys do you remember February 26th 2025?
Guy2: yee, I remember seeing some guy get stomped by a elephant.
Guy3: i remember some guy getting shot
Guy2: yee, I remember seeing some guy get stomped by a elephant.
Guy3: i remember some guy getting shot
by Dang Lin Wong March 17, 2025

February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick
Bonus points if it’s a brick
by TheyloveLLL February 1, 2025

by Djay raps November 22, 2021

by anonymous February 14, 2022
