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Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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February 14th

Aye bro what did you on February 14th?

I broke some PR’s in the gym. .
by nitramyaz February 14, 2021
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February 6th

*sees crush and realizes its February 6th*
*starts to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact with crush*
Crush: what
*continues to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact*
You: I like you
Crush: OMG YOUR SO HOT AND SEXY I LOVE YOU AND—
*crush has orgasm*
by Lovejfjdjdhrjdjdjf February 5, 2020
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February 26th 2025

The darkest day in Instagram historie.

February 26th 2025 all filters on Instagram was down. Viedoes of gore, murder, torture, death and much more was all over ig reels.

The day will known as the February 26th incident.
Guy1: yo guys do you remember February 26th 2025?
Guy2: yee, I remember seeing some guy get stomped by a elephant.

Guy3: i remember some guy getting shot
by Dang Lin Wong March 17, 2025
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February 29

February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick
Student: yo teacher it’s February 29 you know what that means
Teacher: oh no shiver me timbers
by TheyloveLLL February 1, 2025
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February 28

If your name is nevaeh and your born on this day your a hoe
by Djay raps November 22, 2021
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February 14th

Cheat on your bf/gf on February 14th
OMG! It’s February 14th, time to cheat :).-by Deuna
by anonymous February 14, 2022
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