hypnotizing chickens

Conducting a briefing or presentation heavily laden with powerpoint slides when the goal is not imparting information, as in pentagon briefings for reporters. The format typically consists of 20 minutes of powerpoint with 5 minutes allowed for questions from anyone left still awake.

The Pentagon's news conference about the recent massacre in Iraq was a half hour exercise in hypnotizing chickens.

by Winking Chicken April 27, 2010

chicken heart

The act of pulling your balls out and telling someone to look at your "chicken heart".

Ben woke Kevin up and told him to look at his chicken heart. Then Kevin farted in Bish's face.

by Ben and cousin Justin March 28, 2003

Raising chickens

Raising chickens: When a male or a female tries to pick up on the opposite sex.
Originates from the pick up line:
X:Do you raise chickens?
y:No
X:Cause you raise my cock.

Mav:What up blood, whatchyo doin?
Minty:I be just raising chickens,
Mav:Yo serious? thass wassup!
Minty:That is what is up!

by Ralphalph May 12, 2008

chicken thigh

a cute chica girl that likes bean dip

eeh vato, that chicken thigh was checkin yo big guns out

by chicken thigh December 3, 2010

Chicken Lama

A strange creature seeming to be half chicken and half lama. Usually found in Camel Land.

"Hey, look! That kid is flying on a chicken lama!"
"He is so cool. He must be named Blake."
"OR JERRIN!"
"Nahhh.. just Blake."

by URBANDICTIONARYFREAK August 14, 2009

city chicken

Pigeon on a stick.
A shish kabob made with pigeon meat.

I never knew what city chicken was!
Here is that recipe for city chicken, grill it with the ribs.

by blurvie April 18, 2009

chicken fuck

To fuck a feathered bird in its rectum

Hey, Chicken Fucker! Get over here and suck my cock.

Shut the fuck up, chicken fucker.

you fuck chickens

by Frosty September 8, 2003