Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.

That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.

by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009

fact-troll

Trolling people without bending the truth/lying, solely grounded in absolute truths.

Thomas: "Sam's BMI has been way too high his whole life, this has resulted in a higher fatty acid composition in his cerebral brain lobes and is the primary factor why he can't understand basic banter."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."

by De Soevereine Nar October 31, 2024

The troll effect

When somebody on the internet starts trolling in a comment thread, it often elicits more people to come and troll (for the lulz). The larger the "troll train", the more trolls it will attract. This is known as the troll effect.

User 1: Wow! It's so nice to see another rover on mars!
User 2 (in reply to User 1): Bet they didn't tell you that the footage was all recorded in a studio!!
User 3 (in reply to User 2): Shhhh!! Brainwashed people are sensitive to these truths. Careful with what you say ;)
User 4: This is obviously all fake. I call BS.
User 5: You guys really believe that this is real? lmao
User 6: Can you trolls just shut the fuck up? You're only amplifying the troll effect.

by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021

troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.

That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.

by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015

Troll

a woman who toils with a mans emotions. Also known as a tease,cunt, bitch or a whore.

girl: hey you want to meet up tonight?
guy: yeah sure what do you wanna do?
girl: oh idk..watch a movie and then not watch it ;)
guy: what time?
girl: in an hr
guy: sure let me know when you want to meet
(4 hrs later)
guy: hey so are we meeting up?
guy: so whats the deal for tonight?

don't hear from her months on end; out of the blue

girl:hey you want to meet up tonight?
guy: Fuck you troll

by LuvRod October 10, 2011

April Troll

Doubting the validity of everything simply because it is April Fools Day.

Micheal is such an April Troll. I offered him a sandwich but he wouldn't take it because it's April Fools Day and he thinks I did something to it.

by saltyconfetti August 20, 2012