A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.
"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"
by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008
Get the Staff of Kings mug.Taking such a huge dump that it piles up above the water line...almost shaped like King Kenneth sitting on a throne.
Jake: Taking that King Kenneth after 3 days of no-go was the best feelin' in the world!!!!
John: No kidding, I know how you feel! Let's go to da buffet now for another round!
John: No kidding, I know how you feel! Let's go to da buffet now for another round!
by AK10 May 22, 2014
Get the King Kenneth mug.A boy that has many different side and main chicks, juggling them all at once with out getting caught.
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Person 1: " Bro how are you and Tina?"
Person 2: " Good but i got to text all my nine sides back."
Person 1: " You are a Lock King dude!"
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Person 1: " Bro how are you and Tina?"
Person 2: " Good but i got to text all my nine sides back."
Person 1: " You are a Lock King dude!"
by King Dictionary December 10, 2014
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Get the lauren king mug.When you're working a long shift that makes you want to cry but you stick through it because it will make your paycheck look tasty.
"Man I'm working the king shift today"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"
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Get the King Lemo mug.American fast food chain that prides themselves on their flame-grilled hamburgers. Often criticized for the quality of their food, they're still usually considered a notch above establishments like McDonald's, but not as good as Carl's Jr./Hardee's or Steak n' Shake.
by Buttfuck Dynasty November 6, 2016
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