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Pulling a John

To be an stupid annoying dumb ass, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them
John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty

Joe: dude lets go get high

Friend:don't pull a john dude

pulling a john makes you a fag
by kissinthemuffin November 4, 2010
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Big John

When your dad burst into your room and sticks his big muscular cock down your throat. making you choke on his sperm as you start moaning out loud, which makes your mom join in passing the cum back on forth through each other's mouths.
my family had a Big John moment last night, i think you should come next time to have some fun *wink wink*
by dolpindick November 7, 2017
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John Chat

Formerly known as weak chat it is an expression used to describe poor banter. It derives from the overuse of the expression weak chat by John Sanigar and hence has taken on his name as John Chat. First coined on 16/06/2010 by Harry Preston esquire.
That's John Chat son.
by perkyakacrouchy June 18, 2010
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John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.
Cum ova her john deere
by jmansherron December 21, 2008
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John Alferdz

by sheasagi February 21, 2022
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john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022
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john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds
I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock
by Pops3423 August 6, 2017
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