roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

Turtling

A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.

Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.

Reggie:
Bett.

by Orlandu July 14, 2020

Turtle with a 12 pack

A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold

person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks

by Oassis__ May 9, 2019

Turtle

Kiavash is a trutle

kiavash your a turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023

Group of turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange

Group of turtles

by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021

Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014

turtle leaf

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf

Dalton sure is a turtle leaf.

by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019