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Sam

Sam… that man with the biggest penis ever. Always swimming in women 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Most likely rich when he is older will most likely be famous. When he walks into a room everyone claps and stares and this absolute beast of a human being he is strong smart funny sexy and loves the smell of petrol he has a few pets and hates school. Sam is a great man 😃
I Bet You his name is Sam

Yeah his penis is definitely bigger than mine
by Bolloxkingotoolegetinthedoor November 23, 2021
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

that guys a bully, he must be called Sam
by seagulll February 1, 2020
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom
Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!
by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018
mugGet the Sam Pertmug.

Sam

If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.
Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.
by Hailey is Lesbian April 2, 2022
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

Sam’s a bitch.
Guy 1: You know Sam, right?

Guy 2: Yeah he a bitch!
by Clarkdaddy January 30, 2024
mugGet the Sammug.

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