Basically similar to food porn but with apples (not the product/company). Videos or pictures of sliced apples, apple pie, apple juice, apple filling, baked apples, cutting apples, cooking apples, etc.
Paul: Yo take a look at this sweet juicy apple porn!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*
Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*
Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!
by JayReed T January 6, 2018
Get the Apple Pornmug. Alright Ya crazy asian here is my summarize about this shit:
Roblox porn is You know just Lego Character Fuck each other or something more disgusting that if you watch it you might turn back to christian and take a hot bath of holy water and sprinkle yourself with shower of bleach Hence the name "Roblox Porn"
If you ask me about my opinion with this shit i want to say: "I agree to reform a new witch purge to destroy all of this shit and capture everyone that horny with this shit to cut their ball and use the memory deleted machine from men in black to make them forget about it"
alr this is how i describe it
have a nice day!
-chingchongboii
Roblox porn is You know just Lego Character Fuck each other or something more disgusting that if you watch it you might turn back to christian and take a hot bath of holy water and sprinkle yourself with shower of bleach Hence the name "Roblox Porn"
If you ask me about my opinion with this shit i want to say: "I agree to reform a new witch purge to destroy all of this shit and capture everyone that horny with this shit to cut their ball and use the memory deleted machine from men in black to make them forget about it"
alr this is how i describe it
have a nice day!
-chingchongboii
Dude 1: Hey fella
Dude 2: Yo mate
Dude 1: I see that you are in DDD Right?
Dude 2: Yea but i cant see some porn to nut
Dude 1: well check this porn it call "Roblox Porn"
Dude 2: ROBLOX!? you mean that kiddo game?
Dude 1: Ja (yes in german) fella
Dude 2: dude.... that disgusting
Dude 1: I know
Dude 2: You know what... you make my penis cringe GTFO NOW!!!!
Dude 1: fineeee whatever
Dude 2: Yo mate
Dude 1: I see that you are in DDD Right?
Dude 2: Yea but i cant see some porn to nut
Dude 1: well check this porn it call "Roblox Porn"
Dude 2: ROBLOX!? you mean that kiddo game?
Dude 1: Ja (yes in german) fella
Dude 2: dude.... that disgusting
Dude 1: I know
Dude 2: You know what... you make my penis cringe GTFO NOW!!!!
Dude 1: fineeee whatever
by Colonelpancakes January 9, 2023
Get the Roblox Pornmug. "Dude, my mom just took my Playstation 'cuz she saw the DMC intro."
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Get the marshmallow pornmug. If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
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