kings of wessex

A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks

The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.

by Y0ur3m0th3r December 14, 2020

King Dilly

One who is king of all the dillys(dildos).

Yo, u kno King Dilly can fit 69 dillys in his duffle bag.

by Yung Geezy wit a G January 1, 2008

Max King

A youtuber that deserves way more clout. He is bare peng, really funny and a bit too extra. We like him like that tho so it's fine.

Guy: Bruh, did you see max king's new video?
Girl: Of course I did lol. He replied to my comment with 'hii felicia'
Guy :No Way!
Girl : ikr

by ThatBeachFelicia December 11, 2018

The king shift

When you're working a long shift that makes you want to cry but you stick through it because it will make your paycheck look tasty.

"Man I'm working the king shift today"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"

by Kingshiftboiiiii June 25, 2016

King of Weebs

If you've ever felt that you're the coolest individual amongst a given group of weirdos and rejects, then you are the King of Weebs. Long may you reign.

It is important to note that watching anime is not necessarily a requirement - but you probably do, or worse yet, pretend you do.

In practice, your company may not be a particularly cool crew - but you feel you'd definately be their Captain, if they needed one.

Critically, it is vital to note that the state of being The King of Weebs is entirely subjective, and in no way exclusive. In an ideal world; we are ALL the King of Weebs. You dont even have to be particularly Based or Red-pilled, but it helps.

"Hey Chad, look at that Warhammer enthusiast bullying that Magic the Gathering player."

"Well he's clearly the King of Weebs. Dont interfere with the hierarchy."

by Chloelle, King of Weebs May 6, 2020

King Of The Spring

Well known Australian phrase used to describe the nation's top punter during a specific period. A quirk in the constitution stipulates it's a title that will forever be beyond the reach of milk distributors and supermarket and department store employees

Beyond all logic and reason, the title of King Of The Spring was bestowed upon the infamous Potato Cunt during his tumultuous 2006 reign

by imdabomb82 October 27, 2010

Bass King

One person Named Kristopher who is the one and only Bass King. Meaning he is able to catch superior sized fish and more than his friends and competitors

"Man, Kris is the Bass King, he caught more and bigger fish than everybody!"

by Kevin Keeley Ulysses Johnston January 5, 2013