May 16

The day when all the ugly people are born AKA my birthday.

AW SHIT they were born on May 16, sorry but I can't go out with you

by My_love_life_sucks October 28, 2020

may 26th

NATIONAL RANBOO DAY!!!!! (ranboo is a big twitch streamer and minecraft youtuber)

person 1: yo what day is it??
person 2 (ranboo fan): its may 26th, national ranboo day! pog right?
person 1: whos ranboo?
person 2 (ranboo fan): youre uncultured.

by rebecca-so-rad May 27, 2021

May The Fourth Be With You

A Star Wars geek's favorite holiday

Star Wars geek: Happy May The Fourth Be with you!
Person: They are so annoying, nobody else cares

by Delaneyab May 04, 2018

fashipple mai nipple

yes my friend

"You goin to da party?"
"Fashipple mai nipple!"

by bigles February 28, 2004

May 17, 2027

It will happen. Be aware. They will fly, and burn. They will never.

Person 1: What's going to happen on May 17, 2027?
Person 2: YUFGISODFSLDFG&VBH JDSFOSD^VB
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD THE PAIN OH GOD IT BURNS PLEASE *burns to death*

by betaversion96 December 20, 2021

Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

dit me may

fuck you or fuck your mom in vietnamese

billy: "dit me may"
jimmy: how dare you

by Judie🫢 April 30, 2023