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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
mugGet the Washington Herpes Bowlmug.

Anal bowl

When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe?
Guy 2: Yes, I heard he got the anal bowl. Poor guy
by Scribble_D3mon November 6, 2019
mugGet the Anal bowlmug.

Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.
I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.
by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013
mugGet the Stirring the punch bowlmug.

bowl weevil

A small boring insect that is utilized by the sporting industry to form the three finger-holes in bowling-balls.
I don't know why people say they hate the bowl weevil so much --- how else would there be the finger-holes in bowling-balls?
by QuacksO September 14, 2018
mugGet the bowl weevilmug.

tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated
by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020
mugGet the tom brady wins another supper bowlmug.

bottle bowling

to have a school run event ruined by a few faggots that decide to get totally wasted by bringing alcohol in water bottles.
those girls were carried out of the bathroom after bottle bowling, then the little idiots thought giving them a cheeseburger would solve all.
by iliketrainspurple May 14, 2012
mugGet the bottle bowlingmug.

Full bowl

After you have a massive dump in your toilet.
I feel amazing after having a full bowl in the.bathroom this morning.
by SuperSwagDaddyStone January 7, 2024
mugGet the Full bowlmug.

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