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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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National Trash Head Day

A day on August 10th where u post Bitches/Niggas that u had any type of sexual intercourse with that don't know how to give head.
"Damn this bitch can't even handle the fucking tip, ... GTFO my face. National Trash Head Day"
by Love900 August 9, 2019
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GOC Day

October 30th. The official day of the GOC. It also marks the first victory over Team Distortion, also know as Team Ergon.
Person A - “Hey man! Wanna hang today?”
Person B - “Sorry man. It’s October 30th
Person A - “What’s the occasion?”
Person B - “It’s fucking GOC Day baby!”
by EXLALPHAWOLF October 29, 2022
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Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022
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On November 18 give a girl your hoodie It can be your crush or your girlfriend and maybe when you give your crush a hoodie you can make a move
Boy-here have my hoodie
Girl-huh
Boy-it national give a girl a hoodie day
by Chadben November 16, 2021
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National be butt booty naked day is on September 23rd where everyone is butt booty naked
Person 1: "yo, today is National be butt booty naked day"
Person 2: "Oh shit, Already?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah"
by 00phamthon September 22, 2025
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