National Girlfriend Appreciation Day

Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!

“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”

by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

National Satin Day

on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.

Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!

by Anonybird June 16, 2024

Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomachs. Yay! I mean they have kick boys in the balls day

"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"

by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

Smol appreciation day

A day where everyone appreciates a stream called SmolPlayz,follow her twitch😤😤😤 (she deserves it)

"Oh hey what day is it today?"
"Oh it's Smol appreciation day"
"AH YES SORRY FOR ASKING"

by Absjssgeisn September 11, 2021

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Charles Martines October 26, 2022