dirty rondito

The sexual act of using hand sanitizer as anal lube to fuck a silverback gorilla.

Joe: Hey bro, what'd you do last night?
Bob: Shit bro, I totally did a dirty rondito with that stolen gorilla from the zoo.

by thealmightyfuckening March 7, 2022

Dirty Mondy

When you win at street fighter at the same time a girl is sucking you off, so you cum so hard it forms a vacuum in the tip of your cock that implodes pulling all your internal fluids and organs out of your body in a massive shot.

it took weeks to deep clean his room after he pulled a Dirty Mondy.

by Imma be honest I made this up March 7, 2022