Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

shut the fuck up snapchat month

any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.

Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"

by imtiredofthisbsplease October 3, 2020

Fuck off

Fuck off is a way of identifying yourself when you really don’t want a relationship or sex, it isn’t like being aromantic or asexual in the sense that people who identify as fuck off don’t want to be a nuisance and feel like trying to identify as something common then telling people about it is a form of narcissism

Person 1: “do you like guys girls or anyone in general?”

Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”

by ThatRandomGuyOnline October 4, 2020

Cluster-Fuck

South-Sudan

Jared: Dude have you been to South Sudan?
Micheal: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck

by AmericanCuntWhoDoesAAussieAcse October 5, 2020

Cluster-Fuck

South-Sadan

Jared: Have you been to South-Sadan?
Michael: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck?

by AmericanCuntWhoDoesAAussieAcse October 5, 2020

Bucket Fucked

When the person you work with marks off sick or changes what they are going to do for the day and fucks up your entire work day or week.

Why are you in such a bad mood man? I wasn’t supposed to be doing this today but I was bucket fucked again and got stuck with this shit assignment.

by Snarky Smarty October 5, 2020

acqui-fucked

When a startup is acquired under less-than-desirable circumstances out of necessity, and all the employees get screwed on their stock options

Did you hear about the Initech acquisition?
Yea, those guys got totally acqui-fucked

by makehay22 October 5, 2020