Groundhog Day

Tucking your penis into your body and slowly guiding it out with your fingers

“hey did you know it’s groundhog day?” “no it’s not it’s on February second… oh shit”

by groundhogger June 22, 2024

Ignore Xavier Day

It’s a day where Xavier gets ignored
ITS APPARENTLY EVERYDAY

Xavier:”wassup”
Lucy:”…”
Xavier”are you ignoring me”
Lucy “yes it’s national Ignore Xavier Day”

by BuffaloSauce June 24, 2023

Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.

Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?

by Mscottie November 29, 2024

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

National Fuck Day

Have sex on November 20th

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.

by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020

National Send Ass Pics Day

On April 20th you can send pics to someone you trust and they send sum bacc. To “qualify” to get pics you need to ft them.

person 1 - we gotta ft april 20th for national send ass pics day

person 2- bet

by the rats 🐀 April 19, 2020

National Galilea Day

April 27 is Galilea Magañas birthday and she is the prettiest girl on the planet so it became a national holiday!!

"It's my favorite day of the year, National Galilea Day!"

by galileasbiggestfan April 26, 2025