National send a booty pic day

April 17th is the day where you send a booty pic to someone you are comfortable with

boy: send me a booty pic
girl: why
boy: it’s National send a booty pic day

by That kid that has no friends April 17, 2020

National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

National Bowker Day

National Bowker day on the 1st day of every month to appreciate how much of a legend people with this name are.

It's national Bowker day. Stop what you are doing and appreciate the legends

Did you know it was National Bowker Day today? It was last month as well but I don't mind as I love them

National Bowker Day? Wow!! Bend me over Bowker

by Tattmanscoop August 31, 2023

Opposite day

Its officially opposite day on january 11th.

Im not a twink
"But its opposite day"
fuck

by ExpressiveMoonman January 11, 2024

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you coach no more day. the day when you suspect something suspicious someone

did you hear that today is I can’t trust you no more coach day

by gremlin 999 October 29, 2019

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

by . March 6, 2023