Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.

Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.

by Read it! July 14, 2025

hang a tree

When one smokes Marijuana while leaning out a car window.

Friend one: dude. I want to smoke this joint, but I don't want to stink up my car.

Friend two: just hang a tree, I promise it never smells

by Uhyup August 18, 2018

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 10, 2020

Tree hole

A safe watery tube to store black peoples lollipops

Bryce sucked Ramar’s tree hole.

by lol jay October 11, 2018

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl

Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight

by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024

Family Tree's

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.

by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022

Poisonous Tree Frog

Noun: a slutty, non-vanilla, perhaps slightly damaged girl with colored hair that is toxic but will fuck and suck your brains out.

That poisonous tree frog at Iron Bar with the Blonde and Pink hair; she told me to cream pie her!
No way!!!

by Jon Huesos July 26, 2022