Dude: what are you doing bro?
Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.
Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.
by Theguywhosearchesupeverything May 11, 2020

The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.
Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...
by FrankTheVigne April 16, 2019

Please be aware of your internetical activities and restrict them to work related matters.
The class were working on their internetical studies.
The class were working on their internetical studies.
by techman71 July 17, 2016

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana
-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.
Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.
by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023

Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.
Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)
by Kyle 230 June 16, 2010

by Mr.Al October 21, 2017
