Dad

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

by I make bad jokes May 6, 2020

your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later

someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk

by i am having sex with your da April 2, 2022

Dad

Dad is a grate funny strong man who you can have a laugh with also will always be there to protect there daughter from a man

My dad is a very interesting person

by Livvy tock ❤️✨ December 4, 2020

dad

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 2, 2022

Dad

A Person That Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019

Dad

Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.

kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back

by That beotch September 20, 2020