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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
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Texas Roundabout

A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion
Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?
by Sex Master Supreme February 24, 2020
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Texas Load Wars

That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.
Last night i tried Texas Load Wars (TLW) and it wasn't funny. I got a load.
by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020
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Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow
You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic
by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020
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Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020
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Cheeky Texas Style

When a drunk guy eats a girl's ass while wearing a plastic 10 gallon Texas hat
John: You'll never believe this! I ate her out cheeky Texas style!
Mike: Dude, no way!
by Dr William Minor June 30, 2020
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