"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"
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"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"
by A niggah March 7, 2014
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Get the Hands off my Texas mug.Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.
by bigotits November 6, 2018
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by Mmballs October 4, 2021
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by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016
Get the south texas spit shine mug.Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
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