Yosemite Sam

When you're fucking a girl on her period, or a guy with hemorrhoids, and you pull your dick out and draw a mustache on their face.

Yo dawg, I fucked Briana last night on her period and had to give her the Yosemite Sam

by Allvalleychamp January 13, 2022

sam barnes

Sam, a man with a huge wong and pulls all the women with ease.

Wow, id love to be like sam barnes

by magnet of the punani February 3, 2022

Sam

Sam is the best boyfriend ever probably one of the nicest people i know and honestly i would give him the whole world

" Sam is the best thing to happen to me"

by lunatheappledemon October 10, 2022

Sam

A Sam is someone who will never shut the fuck up. Like Jesus Christ, we get it your parents don't love you but love your brother but you don't need to complain about every little thing. just because you are annoying doesn't equal a personality. if your a sam and you're reading this, fuck you.

You know what? fuck that Sam. He complains about everything

by Fuck You Sam June 11, 2020

Sam b lamesauce

Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sam browning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".

You are the textbook definition of 'Sam b lamesauce' because you didn't respond to my discord messages

by SAMARONICHEESEANDMEATBALLSAUCE June 20, 2023

Sam Atkins

A boy with a large head in the megamind proportion, usually with a small penis and has bad social problems.

That boy won't come out he is a real Sam Atkins

by Rugbydog41 April 2, 2021

Sam

XBox name SIMP WRLD is a dumb dumb oompa loompa 2’4 midget

Sam Hillier

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Masturbating
Horses
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Loving
Enclosed
Rooms

Sam you dumb ass

by iiCryptic August 3, 2020