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Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn
I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself
by I just need help January 15, 2026
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Master Moose

Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021
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combat master

Combat master is a multiplayer FPS game that has some inspiration from Call of Duty Modern warfare. It was sued by Call of Duty mobile developers and was shut down from both the play store and the app store.
Anyone wanna play Combat Master?
R.I.P Combat Master
by Hyunism <3 November 23, 2021
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Henry the haiku master

The most legendary drawing to ever grace this earth. His life was short, but his dick was longer. He was created on a page of the Apogee adventures Vermont-Lake Champlain trip 2A 2021 touring trip, and soon after was wrongly accused of assault and beheaded.
“Stop worshiping the ginger! Henry the haiku master is our ruler now”
by Shane Churilla November 23, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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giggle master

Holder/owner of the “giggle staff”.
The giggle master is the highest rank one can have.
by jack bittenbender February 4, 2025
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