dude

An infected hair on an elephants butt.

While visiting the local zoo, the proctologist examined the dude pro bono.

by DaHunck April 5, 2015

dude vfu

Dude vfu is when some dude messes up some crap and eff you isnt insulting enough.

Dude vfu, you messed it all up!

by anonymous February 27, 2023

dude lubed

When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.

Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.

"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."

by Jpadg February 22, 2018

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Snood Dude

An old guy with a floppy cock

Dude, that snood dude couldn’t please a supermodel if she begged for it.

by Recycled Big Chimpin February 25, 2023

Two Guys and a Dude

A love triangle between two men who have never met and another mutual male friend (not to be confused with Two Girls One Cup.)

I think Bob, Joe, and I should get together. We could be two guys and a dude, if you know what I mean.

by BookPanda June 14, 2019

When your girl wears another dude's hat

When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.

The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.

There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.

2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.

When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.

by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022