Weird Dump

When Ricky and Eliot of the Internet Today YouTube channel are short on time and combine an episode of "Weekly Weird News" with an episode of "News Dump", a "Weird Dump" is produced.

Did you see? Ricky and Eliot were so busy that they dropped a "Weird Dump" instead of a deuce of episodes this week.

by Cat Maroo November 9, 2025

miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023

dumped

when someone goes sicko mode and hacks into the database of a server and steals all the juicy nerd shit in there.usually passwords, emails, paypal, credit card information, your dic pics etc etc...

Example: Google's database just got DUMPED! I sell cheap hq combo for 50$/1k

by yootti September 12, 2019

bungee dumping

When you have stringy poop that doesn't disconnect when you take a shit leaving part of the shit dangling from your anus.

Dude I took a huge dump last night but it didn't cut. Man, I was totally bungee dumping.

by teddybearslayer102 December 11, 2015

greasy dump tiger

Greasy Greasy people,wearing shirts that look like they should be left at the dump when there

Tim Aubry, a greasy dump tiger

by mustard tigers May 13, 2011

Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 5, 2024

the slow dump

The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.

I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.

by TByrd July 29, 2016