by N Word Gary Hands October 28, 2009
Get the Couch Porn mug.When burger companies advertise their burgers using scantily clad female models eating their products.
Steve: Hey did you see that Burger Porn?
AJ: Yeah dude, she was fine as hell, makes me want a burger.
AJ: Yeah dude, she was fine as hell, makes me want a burger.
by TheGreatOrange October 8, 2010
Get the Burger Porn mug./E/EBO - WEEABO PORN IS basically anime, a person who enjoys anime is most likely to be refereed as a weeb
But don't mix up WEEABO PORN WITH GAY PORN BECAUSE THEY'RE ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING.
But don't mix up WEEABO PORN WITH GAY PORN BECAUSE THEY'RE ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING.
Normie - Linus you weeb, stop watching weeabo porn and keep looking for loot retard!
Linus (/WEEB/) - anime is for cool people like me your just gay ok!
Normies retarded friend - fuck out of here if you're gonna watch that shit piece of shit retard go back to drinking milk, while you're fucking your anime body pillow WEEB.
Linus (/WEEB/) - anime is for cool people like me your just gay ok!
Normies retarded friend - fuck out of here if you're gonna watch that shit piece of shit retard go back to drinking milk, while you're fucking your anime body pillow WEEB.
by THAT ONE WASIM May 31, 2018
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"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."
by potato_in_my_anus October 15, 2015
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"DMC? Dude, anything by Ninja Theory is basically marshmallow porn."
"DMC? Dude, anything by Ninja Theory is basically marshmallow porn."
by electromancerOmniscient October 25, 2015
Get the marshmallow porn mug.If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
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Paul: Yo take a look at this sweet juicy apple porn!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*
Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*
Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!
by JayReed T January 6, 2018
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