me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses
Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy
EVERYONE: GONE
Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy
EVERYONE: GONE
by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023
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When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
by Onskeigh November 29, 2024
Get the Canned White Russian mug.Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian is a light novel, manga, and anime series about a Russian girl named Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou aka Alya who hides her feelings in Russian from Masachika Kuze, a male who understands Russian. However, Alya doesn't know this. SunSunSun is the creator of this series.
by WSSRKATO January 27, 2025
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Get the Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League mug.A Proverb used to describe a warning that bears no real consequences. Similar to "China's Final Warning" Can also be said as Russian Red Line" if needed.
"Sam said that if I keep playing Destiny, she'll leave me. I swear, it's like the 5th time she said that."
"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."
"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."
by 3000 Black Jets of Allah July 16, 2023
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Person 1: Hey man, could you pass the-WHUH-soda?
Person 2: What the hell was that?
Person 1: Sorry, that was just a rossian slip.
Person 2: What the hell was that?
Person 1: Sorry, that was just a rossian slip.
by Jesussaur February 13, 2013
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