Couch Porn

The term used to define beer pong that is played while sitting in a chair.

Dan: Yo Tyler why are you doing couch porn
Tyler: Cuz I shoot better from this elevation

by N Word Gary Hands October 28, 2009

WEEABO PORN

/E/EBO - WEEABO PORN IS basically anime, a person who enjoys anime is most likely to be refereed as a weeb
But don't mix up WEEABO PORN WITH GAY PORN BECAUSE THEY'RE ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING.

Normie - Linus you weeb, stop watching weeabo porn and keep looking for loot retard!
Linus (/WEEB/) - anime is for cool people like me your just gay ok!
Normies retarded friend - fuck out of here if you're gonna watch that shit piece of shit retard go back to drinking milk, while you're fucking your anime body pillow WEEB.

by THAT ONE WASIM May 31, 2018

Beverage Porn

Beverage porn is when people get fantasies about their certain beverage.

For example, when sliding a starbucks plastic coffee cup in and out of the cardboard holder. This may be pleasurable to some people, hence Beverage Porn.

by Coley!!! July 15, 2009

Burger Porn

When burger companies advertise their burgers using scantily clad female models eating their products.

Steve: Hey did you see that Burger Porn?
AJ: Yeah dude, she was fine as hell, makes me want a burger.

by TheGreatOrange October 8, 2010

marshmallow porn

porn so softcore it barely even qualifies as porn.

"Dude, my mom just took my Playstation 'cuz she saw the DMC intro."
"DMC? Dude, anything by Ninja Theory is basically marshmallow porn."

by electromancerOmniscient October 25, 2015

Porn Attack

A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.

"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."

by potato_in_my_anus October 15, 2015

Midget porn

If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.

Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019