Omnipresent Mother

A mom that is present within every fabric of space in the world.

You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.

by CLOUD BU February 27, 2022

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018

Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022

Mother

a person or thing (typically a female) that is thew powerful cunty queen of the entire universe. she completely slays and feeds everyone her mother behavior, talent, success, looks, awards, records, and complete dominance. she gives more then what needs to be gave. she is an icon, she is the moment. no one can touch mother because she ended everyone else.

nicki minaj is mother.

by cardiender April 4, 2023

mother

the one who loves you, but can also tell if you: 1)took a shower in the past 2 days 2)what you ate yesterday 3)ditched class 4)got hurt 5)got a girl friend, or boy friend.
She can also find anything ever, and cares and loves for you so much.

"I love my mother!"

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 26, 2024

mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way

mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!

by Worde May 2, 2015

Mother trucker

The best way to say mother fucker while working in a professional position.

Slammed at work realizes one is more behind schedule than one thought while on break with coworkers ... gets a text from boss...omg! “ I better get going mother truckers!!!” ....

Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”

by Woodenship78 October 4, 2020