Dutch Brown Nose

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face

While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.

by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024

Dutch pint

Half a pint of beer and half a pint of head.

I almost because fought the bartender because the cheap bastard poured me a Dutch pint.

by HowieJ February 17, 2024

Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.

by Chibraltar February 20, 2024

Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower

by Chibraltar February 20, 2024

Dutch Bros.

To have 2 Nederlander brothers fist fuck your ass and face.

“I could really go for some Dutch Bros.” said my gay cousin.

by HorseyBoner February 22, 2024

Reverse Dutch Oven

When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long

I waited twenty minutes for her to come to bed. Now she’s going to get a reverse Dutch oven!

by mek804 February 23, 2024

dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.

While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…

by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024